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lyrics

The only reason I don't commit suicide
is because I'm afraid to be alone

Humor is the ability to see
three sides to one coin.

And yet among people, I am distant from them all
really I should be done away with, being a two-headed monster.

“Minor artists borrow, great ones steal.”

Reviews of my music have never taught me a thing
therefore I like to receive only good reviews

Still i am capable of arguing any view or its opposite
depending on who i m trying to persuade what to.

“Art means to dare — and to have been right.” 

Reviews of my music have never taught me a thing
therefore I like to receive only good reviews
“Artists, by definition innocent, don’t steal.
But they do borrow without giving back.”

“Compose first, worry later.”

In art spontaneity must be calculated.
Simplicity is complex, to be easy is hard.

Reviews of my music have never taught me a thing
therefore I like to receive only good reviews
“Artists, by definition innocent, don’t steal.
But they do borrow without giving back.”

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from If I Had Known Then (Album), released March 1, 2024

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theCatherines Hamburg, Germany

theCatherines is a SInger-songwriter-jingle-jangle-fuzz-power-baroque-pop-wallofsound-DIY-Home-Studio-Project from Hamburg, Germany.
With releases on their own Label TeenyTinyTapes. Also on FadeAwayRadiate, Mondo Canapé and Entes Anomicos. ... more

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